Dear Daddy,
I wasn't feeling well this morning so I decided to sleep in your spot. You know, the one by the window with no covering so it's nice and warm? And I was starting to feel better when my stupid sister jumped up to sleep on mama's face. I can't believe you brought me a sister, I told you I should have been an only child. Anyway, I was so upset that I might have thrown up on your pillow. And your comforter. Maybe the sheet a bit too. I made mama clean it up. She made funny noises when I puked on her chest, but it sure made my sister clear off. Stupid Button.
Love, your Best furry child,
Haji B.
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